Surfboard Towel Racks

4 Assorted Wood Surfboard Towel Hooks

4 Assorted Wood Surfboard Towel Hooks

Features of this product:

  • Set of 4 surfboard hooks
  • Each of these hooks are almost 10″ long
  • natural wood with colorful decorations painted on them.
  • Deceptively strong – Strong enough for a towel!
  • Brand new

Howdy there, hep cats, surf rats, wave riders, and towel rack hiders! Have we got a bargain for you! That’s right, cowabunga heads, we’ve got a gnarly new range of certified, bona fide, Pipeline friendly, surf board towel racks just for you! They’re shaped just like surf boards, and, well, you hang towels off them! So, when you’re hanging ten on the Big Kahuna, and you suddenly feel the need to towel off your immaculately blow dried hair do just before the Big One hits, you can reach for your trusty surfboard towel rack and do just that!


Tumbler Home Tropical Surfboard Towel Hooks

Tumbler Home Tropical Surfboard Towel Hooks

Features of this product:

  • Set of 3 surfboard wall hooks
  • Colors: light blue, light green and white.
  • Hooks measure 9″ from the top of the surf board to the bottom of the hook
  • Hooks hang easily using a key hole type hanger

All right, well, you probably shouldn’t really be carrying around a surfboard towel rack with you, if you’re actually surfing. Still, when you get back home, and the hair is bleached out all gnarly, and the pores of your skin reek of salt water and jellyfish musk, your first priority should probably be to hit the shower! And what better way to towel off afterwards in surfin’ safari style than with a genuine 5 hook surfboard shaped towel rack! You can hang 5 towels at once, and probably a lot of other stuff as well. Gnarly Charlie!


Wooden 5-Hook Surfboard Towel Rack

Wooden 5-Hook Surfboard Towel Rack

Features of this product:

  • Looks identical to a real surfboard, but with hooks on it
  • Can be used to hang anything that hangs
  • Easily mounts onto any wall with enough space
  • Made from 100% real plywood

The most realistic item in our present line of surfboard shaped towel racks. This one actually looks and feels like a surf board, and probably could be used as one, if you were the kind of surf rat who enjoyed impaling assorted bits of jellyfish and plankton along the way. Back home in the bathroom, you can probably break it off the wall from time to spear a landlubbin’ locust or an unseaworthy silverfish but, for the most part, you’ll just be using this little beauty to dry off with. So chillax, and Hang Towel!


Marker Six Surfboard Towel Rack, Navy Blue

Marker Six Surfboard Towel Rack, Navy Blue

Features of this product:

  • Handcrafted
  • Made of solid pine
  • Navy blue and faux wood stripe
  • Dimensions: 36″ L x 9.5″ W

This one doesn’t really look much like a surfboard at all. More of an inexplicably smiling chili bean, actually. Still, it’s red, it’s reasonably board shaped, and it’s got three handy hooks with which you can definitely hang stuff on. It’s not terribly attractive, or really appropriate to a man’s dwelling, unless you’re sharing a bathroom with Lil’ Red Riding Hood. Who knows, maybe she’s grown into a sweet shapely surf cow by now? You can maybe use this sexy red beanie model to welcome her into her home and gain her trust, you Pipelinin’ Pimp, you!


Set of 6 Tropical Beachy Surfboard Wall Hooks

Set of 6 Tropical Beachy Surfboard Wall Hooks

Features of this product:

  • Set of 6 different surfboard hooks
  • Each hook measures approximately 9 inches x 2 inches
  • Made of wood wih metal hook

It’s small, it’s surfy, it’s six! Six small surfboard shaped wall hooks for towels! Let’s hope the towels are kind of small as well. Seems to be more of a hand towel hanger type of deal. Anyhow, there’s six of them, so if you don’t like one of the colors, pawn it off as a Secret Santa gift (Gnarly Christmas, Dude!), and keep the others. Anyhow, these little babies should suffice to keep your towel collection high and dry. So, don’t settle for a job one towel rack could do, when there’s six of them to totally do it all for you! How stylin’ is that, Kahuna?